ShitExpress will send poop in a box anywhere for Bitcoins

Imagine a person you hate very much. Annoying colleague, school teacher, ex-girlfriend, filthy boss, jealous neighbor, or that successful former classmate. There is always someone. What if you could send them a smelly surprise? Shit, crap, turd, excrement, feces… call it as you wish. But there is nothing that could replace the expression on the recipient’s face after opening the box.

You already know you can find absolutely anything on the internet. Well, this new start-up called Shit Express offers the the ability to pay with Bitcoins or other altcoins for total anonymity. And you can customize your order. They offer poop from different animals (different colors, smell and consistency) among with customization packing!